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50 - Even Botox can't help you now card
50 - Even Botox can't help you now card
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50 - Even Botox can't help you now card

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“Even botox can't help you now" 50th birthday card from the Deadpan range.

We're thrilled to announce we've taken over the licence for Deadpan Cards. The cards have a clear signature style of dry humour, cynicism and are brilliantly blunt.

  • Size: 127 x 177 mm
  • Envelope: Kraft
  • Printed in the UK on high-quality 100% recycled board

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